Boris melts down over climate debate he couldn't be bothered with

Prime minister's response to his ice sculpture replacement at Channel 4 was rather chilly Where's Boris? There were any number of theories doing the rounds as to why the prime minister couldn't be bothered to turn up for the Channel 4 leaders' debate on climate change. He was terrified it was a BBC set up and that Andrew Neil would sneak out from behind a curtain and shout 'Gotcha'.He was just too shy to show how much he really cared about the environment. Just as he had been too shy to tell David Cameron that austerity was a bad idea back in 2010. He was exhausted after campaigning so hard to unleash the potential of women. Apart from hopeless unmarried mothers of course. They deserved everything they got. Along with the feckless dads who buggered off. There's going to be hell to pay when Boris Johnson finds out who fathered some of his children. Continue reading...