Swoop to conquer: a lifelong phobia of low-flying birds has left me with no illusions about who's boss | Brigid Delaney

I understand they're protecting their young. I know they're glorious bringers of joy. I just want to keep my eyeso Vote for your favourite bird in the pollAll you people who have been swooped, all of you who have been attacked, those of you who have had your chips, your sandwiches, the TOFU in your LAKSA taken by birds ... I see you.Before you cancel me, I do understand that birds who swoop are protecting their habitat, or their young, or maybe they are smart and remember you from SEVEN YEARS AGO, when you were randomly awful to them or one of their friends. Continue reading...