'It would survive nuclear Armageddon': should plastic grass be banned?

Artificial lawns are more popular than ever - but they are also an environmental nightmare. Will the campaign to stop them be successful?My lawn is a disaster. To be honest, it's not really a lawn at all. Any green is mostly moss, the rest is mud. More no man's land than bowling green. The reasons for this are: small London garden (I know I am lucky to have one); not a lot of sun (stolen by the neighbour's overhanging apple tree); two footballing boys (even though, now banned for life, they have to go to the park). And possibly also inexpertise on the part of the groundsman, though he has tried - I've turfed, and seeded, aerated, watered, fed, scarified, sung to it. I'm about ready to give up.There is an obvious solution: artificial grass. Beautifully, uniformly verdant all year round, low maintenance, no mowing required, no mower required, no watering, no mud. I might even let the boys back on to it. Or not. Continue reading...