Country diary: All of life is in these farmyard geese | Kate Blincoe

Caistor St Edmund, Norfolk: There's such comedy in their waddling aggression, and such tragic hope in their clutch that just won't hatchThere's a hissing noise, then a peal of nervous laughter. The grey gander is on the rampage again, chasing anyone who comes within a few metres of him and his goose. Usually the pair are sedate, waddling around together, orange beaks grazing the grass. They're just another couple of farmyard characters among an assorted bunch of dogs, horses and a tailless cat. But spring is here, and aggression levels have risen with the sap.This pair of geese have been here for a quarter of a century. Back in his youth, the male was even more assertive, he'd block the little lane, then as the cars tentatively tried to edge past, he'd attack the moving tyres. Like swans, these heavy geese, weighing in at up to 10kg, can cause injury to people. For this old boy, it is all bluster. Continue reading...